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Friday, February 03, 2006

TERROR IN SINGAPORE

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- reported by Ah Fatt.

Either there is a new film being produced, or terrorists have established a training camp in Singapore.

Rotters International received a video from an anonymous source. The video showed students actively involved in a live-fire exercise at a undisclosed location. This came as a shock to the news organisation, and R.I. decided to investigate this matter further by informing the Ministry of Education and the Singapore Police Force.

Said a spokesman from the ministry, "This is a very serious matter and in view to the uprising of terrorism in South-East Asia, we will definitely probe further into this case and stop students from participating in such activities."

The Singapore Police Force gave a different opinion, "I think these kids were just having some fun. We cannot say that these children are terrorists just by these little acts. Remember the 1997 Jason Tan incident? The policemen who arrested Jason were nearly charged for falsely accusing the 8-year-old boy of trying to rob a bank when he was just asking the teller how to pull the stuck trigger."

Rotters International cannot broadcast the video now as it is deemed too sensitive for young viewers. But we are pushing the authorities to give us clearance. Stay tuned!

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