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Friday, January 20, 2006

BRAD PITT SEEN WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

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- reported by Osiris.

Could it be happening? That Brad Pitt is reuniting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston?

The duo were spotted having dinner at a restaurant in Marseille, France. The once-superstar couple were engaged in an hour long conversation, with papers laid out on the table, possibly to patch up their divorced relationship.

They left separately at approximately 10:03pm as noted by a paparazzi cameraman. (He does not work for Rotters International, mind you)

Jennifer Aniston was prevented from going back to her hotel room by a paparazzi group of 5 reporters and cameramen who swarmed around her once she got off her taxi. With no choice, she publicly made her statement.

"Yes, Brad and I had dinner together just now. But the rumor about me re-maryring him is absolutely bullshit. We were discussing over unfinished business with regards to the $1000 he lost in a Roulette game while we were in Las Vegas in 2004."

Apparently Brad had make an awful mistake of betting $250 on the number 13, the money borrowed from Jennifer. He lost the money as the white ball landed on number 14 instead. After a couple of rounds, the noob Brad had already lost $1000 which he had not returned Jennifer ever since.

"I realised then that Brad was really a sucker."

Apparently the ex-Friends star sued her ex-husband for not paying up what he owed her. To save his face from the front page of the papers, Brad paid up quietly at the restaurant.

However that did not save him from making the headlines on Rotters International.

On Brad's current relationship with Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie, Anniston said coldly, "I don't understand how that bitch managed to get pregnant."




A Jennifer-Brad reconcilation? Aniston says no-no.

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