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- reported by Osiris.

NASA successfully launched its Pluto Exploration Programme today.

The rocket blasted off the Texas launch pad at 1330hrs local time, carrying with it the Doggy-II spacecraft, the brainwork of 10 scientists and veterinarians.

Doggy-II will take at least 9yrs to reach the planet, powered by solar energy. When it reaches the 9th planet of the solar system, the probe will attempt to enter the planet's atmosphere and analyse air samples.

The objective of the Pluto Exploration Programme was to find a partner for Mickey's long-time pet dog Pluto, who has remained single all these years.





The rocket carrying Doggy-II blasts off for planet Pluto.





"I've always wanted Pluto to have a companion, and NASA will help fulfill my dog's dream!" Mickey was excited when interviewed just before take-off.

Scientists believe that Pluto is home to only 1 species of dog, which is Pluto's breed named Canine Plutonius. Doggy-II will analyse each female dog carefully to determine which is worthy of becoming Pluto's wife. When one is found, the probe will open up a cage and lock the dog inside, then using jet propulsion of doggy fart it will launch itself back into space where it will dock with the mothership.

The cage is stocked with bones, meat, water and Pedigree, so Pluto's wife will feel very comfortable. Veterinarians have come up with a nutritious formula in the dog food so that Pluto's wife will not fall sick during the 9-year journey back to Earth.

When asked for comment, Pluto replied, "Woof Woof!"






Pluto will be married in 18 years time.

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