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Tuesday, January 24, 2006
MAN SUES BURGER KING
WORLD - reported by Osiris. A 45-year-old man has allegedly filed a lawsuit against one of the leading fast food chains in the world - Burger King. Jonathan Hopkins from Pennsylvania is suing the American fast food chain for cheating him of his money. In a statement he said that Burger King "as a reputable name has disappointed me with its menus". Hopkins was upset that he was charged $3.00 for a Whopper meal when the McDonalds' next door was promoting their new menu at $2.80. "It saddens me that although it is the same type of food [burger] Burger King decides to cheat its customers and not respecting them." Jonathan also said that the beef from Burger King was 'much thinner' than the patty sold by McDonalds'. Burger King declined to comment on the issue, but from what Rotters International has gathered, the fast food chain is preparing for a big fight in court. If it turns out ugly, expect lettuce, tomatoes and of course beef to be flying in the courtroom. Burger King is currently selling their Whopper meal at $3.00 while rivals McDonalds's new menu includes their new beef burger, super-large fries and hyper-tall coke for only $2.80. Both have yet to be sampled by Rotters International. 0 Comments:
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