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- reported by Osiris.

Having concluded his trip to Northern China, North Korean President Kim Jong Il seems to love his neighbourly 'big brother'.

The North Korean Foreign Ministry quoted the leader as saying, "China is a wonderful place. The air is fresh and the scenery is beautiful. North Korea and China have a lot in common, but we also have a lot to learn still."

It seems that Kim Jong Il's favourite Chinese dish is stewed pig's brain in snake's blood. He was reported to give 'two thumbs up' after sampling the dish at a village cook hall and asked the chef to serve more.




Kim Jong Il likes to eat stewed pig's brain in snake's blood.





When asked by Rotters International for comment, the Chinese Foreign Ministry appeared to be 'very shocked' and 'disgusted'.

"We appreciate Kim Jong Il's fondness for our country. However as our little brother, he must understand that we do not have a lot in common. We are a big piece of land; he only owns the northern part of an island. Our economy is greatly surging forward; he is still experiencing poverty...OOPS!"





"What the hell? Don't anyhow talk about your big brother!" China's Foreign Ministry spokesman on Kim Jong Il's comments.


On the North Korean leader's love for the exotic Chinese dish:

"He is a stupid idiot. What he tasted was just a mere copycat of what I eat everyday. I always go to this eatout on Lanjiao District called Bin Dai Fong. I have my order braised with monkeys' testicles, which makes the soup much thicker."

Rotters International visited Bin Dai Fong, only to find out that it was a mediocre copycat of the famed Chinese restaurant Din Tai Fung.





The Bin Dai Fong which Rotters International visited, supposedly selling delicious stewed pigs' brains in snake's blood braised with monkeys' testicles.

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