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-reported by Osiris.
Manchester United. Arsenal. Chelsea. Liverpool. In a few weeks or so you might catch the big names of these 4 clubs waking down Orchard Road.
Yes, dear EPL fans. The soccer players who have earned Starhub millions of dollars in subscriptions for the Sports Group are coming to Singapore, together with the respective club boards.
They will be here for a week-long campaign to promote Singapore's revamped S-League, which will see local stars playing at a more professional level.
And the local soccer kits will be bikinis.
The English clubs will also be visiting the Singapore Sports School and various institutions to scout for local talent.
Said Ahmad Bolak, 14, from Woodlands Secondary, "It's damn shiok to know that my favourite Man Utd players are coming. I love to play soccer, and I definitely do my best one when they visit my school lor. I want to play for Man Utd when I grow up! I want to be like Christiano Ronaldo. He very pro!"
Sorry Ahmad, but Rotters International just received word that Man Utd is skipping your school in favour of more renowned institutions like ACS (I) and RI.
Tan Na Bee of the Singapore Sports Council was pleased with the upcoming arrival of the EPL clubs.
"They'll definitely boost Singapore's image as an international hub and will help garner more support from locals for the S-League." he smiled gleefully.
I see dollar-signs rolling in your eyes, Mr Na Bee. Why is that so?
Christiano Ronaldo will turn his back to Ahmad Bolak and Woodlands Secondary when the Red Devils visit Singapore.
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