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Thursday, January 19, 2006

US TO IRAN : REMOVE NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY OR BE FUCKED

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- Reported by Osiris.

US President George W Bush today sent out a stern warning to Iran regarding its nuclear programme. Iran had caused controversy by restarting its reactors and development centres, which are capable of making nuclear weapons.

"Washington and the rest of the world will not tolerate Iran's ignorance and aggressiveness in the Middle East. They are violating international regulations and pose a serious threat to world peace."

Bush added, "If they do not comply, we will refer them to the UN Security Council. We do not want things to turn out that way but if Iran persists, then we have to take the necessary action."

This was the seventeenth time Washington has warned that they will refer Iran to the UNSC if President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad does not shut down its nuclear programme.

"Force will be used if necessary, and they will be fucked." Bush was noteably aggressive when speaking to reporters. "Don't they remember what happened to their neighbour [Iraq]?"








"Force will be used if necessary, and they will be fucked." George W Bush on Iran.



Ahmadinejad defended his country's rights to nuclear technology.

"We only restarted the nuclear programme for peaceful purposes - energy. Iran needs power and to deprive a country of its survival essentials is to indirectly attack her."

Ahmadinejad also reminded that they were doing all these under the supervision of the International Atomic Energy Agency in a bid to prove that his country was not trying to involve itself in any illegal hostile activities.

IAEA declined to comment on Iran's nuclear programme, but a spokesman told us that Iran must 'be careful'.

However an Iranian source which declined to be identified contacted Rotters International with information about IAEA officers being kept in the dark by Iran and that what the officers see are just 'a curtain to shield the wrongdoings'.








"...to deprive a country of its survival essentials is to indirectly attack her." Mahmoud Ahamdinejad on Iran's right to nuclear technology.

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