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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

WAR IN ICELAND!

WORLD

-reported by Da Vinci, S. Rajacurry refugee camp, Republic of Iceland.

War has broken out in the Republic of Iceland, a small supposedly democratic nation in the middle of nowhere. The first shot of the war was fired by the Terrorists. Early in the morning, a C-17 Globemaster III transport aircraft chartered by the International Red Cross was delivering supplies to the S. Rajacurry airbase when a SAM site located on the outskirts of the capital city Mein Blork launched a salvo of missiles which hit the aircraft on the fuselage, causing it to explode in midair.

This sudden attack was justified by the Terrorists as necessary as they had to cut off all aid which could be used by the Socialist, regardless of whether the aid was meant for the country as a whole or not. According to an anonymous source within the Terrorist regime, the decision to destroy the Globemaster was made because it carried sensitive equipment which could aid the Socialists in their cause. The unnamed source was quoted as saying that while the destruction of the aircraft from the Red Cross was "regrettable", it was inevitable because anything that could aid the Socialist must be utterly obliterated from the face of the earth and he ended off with a cackle.

This incident has been condemned by the international community. An emergency meeting of the UNSC was convened and resolution 1337 was passed authorising the USA and the UK to aid in the preservation of democracy in the Republic of Iceland. A joint statement by officials from the Foreign Ministry in the UK and the US State Department announced that aid, both military and medical, was being airlifted with the greatest of haste to Iceland.

At the time of publishing, elements of the 22nd SAS regiment attached to the British carrier parked off the Icelandic coast landed at the S. Rajacurry airbase. At the same time, 2 Pavelow Special Forces helicopters piloted by members of the 160th Special Operations Air Regiment (SOAR) carrying Operators from the US Army's 1st Operational Detachment Delta (Delta Force) landed at the helipad at the airbase. They will be assisting in the Socialists' fight for independance on the coming months. Apart from that, the USA has also pledged an entire Marine Division to aid the Socialists should the need arise. They are currently holding position in the UK. At the meantime, the 1st Carrier Battle Group of the USA has just arrived and is ready to assist as well.

A Pavelow Helicopter drops off Delta Force Operators.

Somehow, despite the heavy reinforcements that arrived, the Terrorists seemed unfazed and declared that they would raze the Socialist infidels to the ground. They have already placed troops on the ground and tanks are slowly converging on the S. Rajacurry refugee camp. Intense fighting is expected to break out soon as the soldiers of the Socialist party dig in and prepare to defend their home turf.

In other news, a second aircraft, this time carrying President Bobby K has landed at the international airport off Mein Blork. Unconfirmed reports state that this aircraft also came under fire by anti-aircraft batteries though this time it is hard to point the finger at who did it. The President did nothing to settle the conflicts between the 2 warring parties and instead chose to leave the country for great periods of time to buy Kois.

More updates coming your way as we report live from the frontlines.

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