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Rotters International has just received word from a contact in the Republic of Iceland that a civil war might break out very soon, amidst the mounting tensions.
Relations between the two factions Socialists and Terrorists have gone sour ever since the Terrorists' new member Bobby K was elected to be the president of the Republic of Iceland. The Socialists refused to accept Bobby K as their new leader because the Terrorists had broken Iceland's 183-year tradition of electing an old member of the Socialists to rule the country. Bobby has no relation whatsoever to the Socialists' party and was elected into power in late 2004, with the outgoing President Wongie now taking up post in the United Nations Education Dept.
It was reported that the Socialists' webpage on Uncyclopedia.org had been removed by the Terrorists, who received a tip-off from a mole within the Socialists' party. The Socialists were furious because they were denied their space of freedom, which had been part of the agreement between the two parties. Now our contact has told us that the Socialists' are preparing to declare war on the Terrorists.
Rotters Int. will keep you updated on this breaking news story as we receive more details.
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