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- reported by Osiris, in Republic of Iceland.

On Saturday, Rotters Int. reported that according to our contact in Iceland, civil war might break out in the country soon. The news crew touched down in the country on Monday and has confirmed that report.

It seems that the Socialists want the Terrorists to amend their mistake of denying their space of freedom on Uncyclopedia.org, but the Terrorists have repeatedly refused these requests, claiming that the material posted on the Socialists' webpage was part of a 'psy-ops' initiative to undermine and topple the current government. The Socialists deny any intentions of a coup, saying that the webpage was just a move to distract readers from the troubles which the Terrorists have already caused in the country.

With the absence of President Bobby K, who is out of the country somewhere, it leaves more room for the Socialists to launch an attack on the Terrorists. A spokesman from the Socialists Intelligence Group ( S.I.G ) has told Rotters Int. that the Terorrists themselves are already building up defenses against important buildings like the Administration Office and the make-shift Staff Offices.

"Our satellite images show that Zeuss Anti-Aircraft guns have been installed on the roof-tops of buildings of interest, and also around the area. More guards have also been moved in to secure the gates, but these can be easily taken down by our well-trained snipers." the intelligence officer revealed.

At S.Rajacurry Airbase, the Socialists have already been practising sorties with their newly acquired F-22 Raptor Strike Fighters. These aircraft are known to be invisible to radar while flying at supersonic speeds, and carry deadly payloads. However Rotters Int. understands that this would be the first time that the Raptors are used for military purposes.



A Socialist F-22 Raptor seconds after taking off from S.Rajacurry Airbase.








Other military preparations by the Socialists are still unknown to Rotters Int., but according to readers of the Socialists' webpage, the party had claimed that there was an underground storage of assault rifles beneath the icon of the Republic of Iceland, the majestic clock tower. The Socialists are also known to be able to infiltrate the offices of the Terrorists' at night with the help of the party's Intelligence and Counter-Corruption organization ( I.C.C ), which has no relation to the party's own S.I.G.

There has been little word from the international community; President George W Bush denounced the breakdown of tensions between the two parties, after having visited the country in late 2003 in a bid to improve relations. However there has been no mention of a peacekeeping force to be sent in to neutralize the situation, and it is believed that the Republic of Iceland would not be receiving any foreign help because Iceland is not a member of the E.U.

Rotters Int. will bring you more updates as the story develops.

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