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Monday, October 23, 2006

ICELAND ON BRINK OF WAR

WORLD

-reported by Da Vinci, somewhere in Iceland.

As mentioned earlier by Osiris, the Republic of Iceland teeters on the brink of war as years of dispute between both parties comes to a head with the Terrorists declaring that a signal has been sent by the Socialists for the Terrorist to take extreme measures to rectify their "wrongdoings". A spokesman for the Terrorists, wishing to be identified only as T., Desmonde, told Rotters that they have reminded the Socialists time and again to adhere to the extremist code of conduct known as the RPoH ad nauseum but to no avail. As such, they have no choice but to act with extreme prejudice against these people. Their leader, the mysterious E.D., only wishes to comment that he does not know what is wrong with these Socialists but that they are in the wrong and must be taught a lesson. He urges his "colleagues" to do the right thing.

At the time of publishing, this reporter is with an Integrated Counter-Sniper (I.C.S) team of the I.C.C at an undisclosed sniper nest where he has a clear view of the Terrorists' HQ with the aid of high-powered binoculars. A sniper manning a Barrett M82A1 Sniper Rifle with a 10x Unertl scope accompanies him. The Administration Block 1 is in clear view and members of the Terrorists' infamous anti-socialist unit, known as the Republic of Iceland Policing Bureau (R.I.P.B), can be seen patrolling outside. They are easily identified by the oversized badges which they pin on their shirt pocket.

Author is on the right.
Sniper with M82A1 is on the left.

At the moment, there is still a semblance of peace as talks rage in the UN Headquarters in New York City with the Ambassador of the US denouncing the Terrorists and threatening heavy economic sanctions. The rest of the P5 of the UNSC are also in agreement over this course of action, with Britain saying it will place a carrier off the coast in the event of war in Iceland. However, despite threats, the Terrorists are still preparing for a war with the Socialists. The President of the Republic, Mr. Bobby K was still conspicously absent inspite of mounting tension within his own country. According to his deputy he is currently away koi-hunting and he believes that it will not come to war.

For now, all we can do is wait and see how this plays out as the social fabric of Iceland's society gets torn apart bit by bit. Tune in to Rotters. as we bring you the latest updates on this as it develops.

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