By Ah Fatt

Walau eh, Ah Fatt tell you ah, now the IMF come to Singapore to chit-chat, gahmen go and close all the roads near the Marina side, they think very funny is it?

All the roads close, that means Ah Fatt cannot drive his newly-bought Nissan Sunny around town and haolian to all the chio bu on the street. What? Nissan not good? Ah Fatt like the car can already, no need you come and kachiau me one ok?

Anyway, cannot drive around means cannot use carpark also one leh! Then gahmen also tell all the hotels there not to accept bookings from other people. All reserved for IMF. I tell you ah, IMF stand for Irritating Money-Face. Everything also money. I think you can see dollar signs in their eyes one lor. Reserve for money-face never mind, reserve already they haven't come ah! Then now the hotels all headache 'cause gahmen is ruining their business. You know how many hotels are affected or not? Got that tall tall Swissotel lah, Raffles hotel lah, Conrad, Pan Pacific, so many sia! Road block here block there, want to go to Marina side have to take MRT and walk. The underpass side will be how mother crowded lor!

Then another funny thing ah. Gahmen spend so much money to plant trees and beautify the place, quite nice actually. But then money-face not happy. You know why? 'Cause gahmen don't allow protestors on the streets.

Haiyo... This one I must really laugh ah. One, as if IMF will care about what the protestors have to say. Two, I think gahmen has done the right thing. You see, our country is so small and and located in a sensitive region. If anything happens in our country ah, we will be damn vulnerable sia. You let these protestors run around creating trouble, later run out of control, we can say 'good game' already. We purposely create a safe environment for all you money-face people to come here, you still kachiau us. You listen hor, Ah Fatt is not happy ok?

Ah Fatt also heard that Mickey Mouse company is interested to build a theme park here leh! They say last time Singapore could already have had a Disneyland in the 1990s, in the Seletar Area, but then gahmen want Disney to fork out their own money to reclaim land, 'cause Mickey Mouse wants the land size 4 times bigger than the one in Tokyo. So Disney buay song go to Hong Kong lor! Siao ah! So big for what? Not like Singapore got so many people. 4 million nia.

Aiya, now that they are talking about building Disneyland near Marina IR, quite exciting ba. Ah Fatt haven't been to Mickey Mouse land for long long time liao. But now only talk, no action. See how first lor. Hopefully next time can go Marina there and shake Mickey Mouse's hand. But they better make sure gahmen don't close Marina roads like now la.

If Singapore next time can become a BIG tourist hit, Ah Fatt will run around my HDB estate naked. Sorry la, Ah Fatt too humji don't dare run around island. Estate already quite malu ok?

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