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Sunday, October 22, 2006
AH FATT TELL YOU
By Ah Fatt Walau eh, Indonesia's haze damn one kind ah! All the smoke make lim beh's throat so dry, then my nose become like running tap. Si beh jialat. Last time from Ah Fatt's flat on 10th floor can see all the way to CBD area, now good view kena block liao. Only can see other nearby HDB flats, sian boh? Ah Fatt tell you ah, the P.S.I reading is lanjiao one ah. What 105 la, 120 la, then drop to 'healthy' reading of 65. KNN la, haze where got healthy reading one? Got smoke means bad for your health already, still got moderate, unhealthy readings. Ge pi la! ::Cough cough!:: Ah Fatt's throat not very good. Talk to you all next week. Gaaarrrrr...POOI! 0 Comments:
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