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Sunday, March 19, 2006
OUR APOLOGIES
Rotters International wishes to apologize to all readers who have been relatively pissed by the fact that we have not updated our news site for a month. The fact that all our correspondents have been sent to Guantanamo Bay caused the temporary shutdown of this site. But not to worry, after days of gruelling interrogation and torture by United States Marines, we are proud to say that we have been released from the prison in one piece and can now return to work. However R.I. also wishes to inform all readers about another temporary closure in May, the reason being that we will be conducting our annual general meeting. Regards, Osiris 0 Comments:
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