Starting from today, Ah Fatt will be having his weekly column which will feature in Rotters Int. on every Sunday.

I dont' know what has gotten to our younger generation these days leh. Now all so violent, vulgar and dirty-minded, they seem to be the evidence of the flaws of our education system.

I'm talking about the infamous "Tammy video" lah. You think I go to that guai lan Guantamano....eh no, Guantamono, eh no, err Guantanamo Bay for so long then I don't know what happened back in Singapore ah? You know the prison inside still got computers and internet one leh, but then when you use the prison guards will watch over you la.

So I checked the Straits Times forum and saw this thread "Tammy...WTF?". I thought it was related to Tammy Flu but after I clicked then I realised what really happened.

Wah.. Of course I was tempted to go and search for the video la...you know prison is damn sian one lor, they lock you up in this cell without any windows and only open up when they want to interrogate you again. All your pleasures and desires are deprived; the only thing close to porn was the group shot of naked Taliban people. I tell you, that incident was very sick. I don't like it. Luckily they never ask me to take part.

So I tried to type in "Tammy NYP video" in Google, but that ang moh keep looking at my computer monitor, so in the end I just surfed CNN lor.

Firstly, I think the girl is damn suay to have her phone stolen, then her precious video uploaded to the net.

Secondly, I don't undertstand why she could think of filming her "bed-activity' with her boyfriend. Don't forget, she's only 17-years-old leh. This reflects how much our younger generation already know. Maybe next time my son will know everything about the birds and the bees when he's just born. But whether I'll even get married is another question which we'll leave aside.

When I walk on the streets, I never fail to hear the words "Fuck", "Kanina", "Ji Bai" and such vulgarities, then when I thought that they had come from the mouth of a typical coffee-shop Ah Pek, I would be shocked to find students still clad in their uniforms, regardless of their age and gender. Some even come from reputable institutions; once I saw this boy clad in white top and blue three-quarter pants shouting into his phone, "Eh you fucking ji bai, I wait for you like twenty minutes you still haven't come, you damn guai lan you know." And come to think that students from his school should speak in fluent English.

I don't really have much to say about the education system in Singapore. One, I don't really like the idea of the-you-know-what-race heading the ministry, and second I think Singapore on one hand is trying to open up but then they still damn si-si. Where the fuck is our chewing gum, may I ask?

I really like the idea of me having a column, 'cause this is where I can really post my thoughts. You asking me to blog? No thanks. Ah Fatt got better things to do than doing something which is damn risky in Singapore. Just mention something taboo and your ass will get fried by the Government. And I think mine won't taste good, so why take the risk?

Ah Fatt is Rotters International's very chee-bye Singapore correspondent.

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