WORLD

- reported by Osiris.


Apologies from Rotters Int., as this report should have been published days ago.

As reported earlier, all senior staff members of the Socialists Party have left the Republic of Iceland for neighbouring Republic of Jacked China. A week after they held a celebratory dinner at the Swissotel "Scamming" Merchant Court, each member received a letter signed by the President Bobby K himself.

In the letter, with the country's seal in full colour on the top left corner, President Bobby thanked the senior staff members of the Socialists for their contributions to the Republic of Iceland during their four years in the party. However he did not give a reason for his absence from the dinner, nor did he state any regrets with regards to the Socialists' departure. He also sent his best wishes to the Socialists' future endeavors ( political or not ) in the Republic of Jacked China or other countries. ( So far only one senior Socialist party member is known to have left for Hot Curry India. )

Attached with the letter was a pink form urging Socialists to make a contribution to the rebuilding of Iceland. Socialists were not amused. Said one, "The country has so much monetary reserves, why do they need our money? This is a total scam by the disgraced administration and they're not feeling ashamed about it!"

Another senior member who made a small donation was more sympathetic, "I think it's yi shi yi shi, as in just a symbol only, because Iceland doesn't need our money."

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