WORLD

- reported by Osiris.


After a month of intense fighting in the Republic of Iceland between the Socialists and the Terrorists, the war has finally ended under controversial circumstances. And the Rotters Int. team is glad to have returned to the office in one piece. ( Ah Fatt you slacker, you still have not reviewed the Hello Kitty game. )

Although S.Rajacurry had seen some of the worst battles in the month-long war, surprisingly most of the structures in the Socialists' territory remained standing. Hundreds of Socialists' supporters gathered at a field littered with craters from the heavy artillery shelling to celebrate what was considered a victory in the fight against the Terrorists. No senior member of the Socialists party was seen.

In the capital city of Mein Blork however, things were not looking so good. The administration's headquarters was in a state of shabbles, with rubble and debris lying across the ground. Underneath concrete slabs, a bloodied hand could be seen - still clasping onto the grip of an AK-47 rifle.



A hand belonging to a dead Terrorist trapped under the rubble in Mein Blork.





While the Terrorists seemed to be gaining the upper hand on the Socialists in the early stages of the war, the tables were turned when the United States decided to intervene without the approval of the United Nations Security Council. The U.S.S Theodore Roosevelt was the forerunner in the U.S's attack, launching at least 1,800 sorties, mostly consisting of F/A-18 Super Hornets which bombarded the capital city. The Terrorist's own F-18s were no match for the American counterparts, as the I.W.V ( Information Warfare Vessel ) U.S.S Virgin Mary used a series of complex codes to disable the computers onboard the Terrorists' fighters, rendering them vulnerable to the aerial onslaught. In fact, after losing their first squadron, the Terrorists immediately grounded all aircraft to prevent heavier losses.


A US F-18 Hornet launches across the deck of USS Roosevelt.








Following the air assault, U.S forces accompanied Socialists' troops into Mein Blork and free any surviving prisoners-of-war captured by Terrorists' soldiers ( look out for soon-to-be published audio interview with a POW ). However a long chain of claymores, which when disrupted would set off a domino effect of explosions, prevented the soldiers from advancing into the heart of the capital city. They returned to S.Rajacurry with US troops on station to provide any assistance in case of a surprise attack.

The casualty toll in Mein Blork has not been released by the Icelandic government, but Rotters Int understands that the administrative staff is safe and well. The government criticized the Bush administration for interfering in what was a "internal dispute" and the aerial bombardment had caused "collateral damage". Most of the civilian victims involved were of the Godly Elite Party, a faction which had broken off the Socialists' wing. However U.S intelligence identified a number of G.E.P members as support troops for the Terrorists.

Said Mr Freddie Yo, "We are very disappointed with (Pres.) Bush for not complying with the U.N once again. Does he think we're another Iraq? Oh, I know how he got the link between us and Iraq - we both start with the letter 'I'. Screw you Bush."

The White House rejected claims that they were after minute reserves of oil stored 'somewhere in Iceland'. Instead they denounced the acts of the Terrorists as "acts of terror" and "infringement of human rights and freedom to speech". They saw the Socialists' movement as the first step to battling 'dictatorship' in what was a 'free land'.

However conflicting reports surfaced soon after the Terrorists' armies retreated from S.Rajacurry. Instead of saying that the Socialists' won the war, rumour has it that the senior staff of the Socialists' party in fact had 'given up' on the battle and fled to neighbouring Republic of Jacked China. These rumours were half-accurate - the senior party members indeed went to Jordan, but not before the fighting had stopped.

A spokesman for the Socialists' party told Rotters International that the move to Jordan had been decided on the basis that the party needed 'an ideological change', and by leaving the organization, the senior members hoped that the younger generation would be able to implement new policy changes. ( more details in soon-to-be published audio interview ) No details were revealed about future plans in the Republic of Jacked China.

The end of the fighting brought the two parties to a peace treaty, but no concrete agreement was met due to the never-ending differences between both sides. It was signed that no such internal conflict ( neither side would regard it was a civil war ) would ever take place in the Republic of Iceland again. However the powers and rights entitled to the two political factions remained unchanged, and it is rumored that the Socialists' will boycott the next Parliament meeting on 3rd January 2007.

The senior Socialists' members held a celebratory dinner at the Swissotel "Scamming" Merchant Court. An unknown number of Terrorists were somehow invited to the function, but the President Bobby K was visibly absent. He had kept his silence after meeting with the Socialists on 6th Nov, and some say he is still hiding in his bunker in the ruins of Mein Blork, oblivious to the fact that the war has already ended.

The United States has vowed to put its troops in Iceland until the country has been rebuilt. No other country has pledged any form of assistance, but the Red Cross is actively distributing food and medical supplies to victims of the conflict. President Bush has reportedly turned down requests to form an Iceland Study Group similar to the Iraqi Study Group set-up by James Baker. The American President is confident that the rebuilding process will be swift and successful, despite projections by analysts that the failure to reach an agreement may fuel another internal conflict.

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