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Thursday, November 30, 2006

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- reported by Ah Fatt.


Paiseh Ah Fatt quite long never post liao. Today I went to check out the IT fair at Singapore Expo, but was pretty disappointed with the exhibition leh. Chinese say "to go to a place happily, but to return disappointed" ( this computer does not have Chinese support! ). Got a lot of booths la, but all damn one kind - boring sia! Then all those sales people keep showering you with flyers and raining you with requests to buy their products, damn irritating can? Plus the hall was packed with the lunch crowd, even finding a seat at Burger King also got difficulty la.

Ah Fatt was tempted to get a Kingston 1GB SD card for $26, but in the end never buy because need to save money. So long never write liao, boss threaten to cut my pay or even fire me la. Cannot anyhow spend money now.

Money hor... Lim bei tell you, gahmen go and raise the GST by another 2 percent, say will balance off by helping the low-income, kiss my ass la. Come next year, no need to eat at restaurant liao, then also cannot shopping at those Best Denki stores. So whatever you want to buy, you better buy now, because hor next year sure cannot one. I think your ang pow also will see big hole one.

And that new tunnel is another big joke man. Like what Mr Brown wrote, "We lost a National Library, but we gained a hole!" Eh don't xiao xiao, this hole $34 million one man, and 35000cm long, which can save 4 minutes of valuable traveling time! And gahmen some more put that chee-bye ERP thing there. Use our money finish must suck some more. Ah Fatt clap.











Wa those chee-bye people in Iceland go and send Ah Fatt one stupid game called Hello Kitty - Bubblegum Girlfriends. Na bei I look like small kid is it? Never mind, boss say want me to review it. Ah Fatt will try the game later.

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