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Monday, December 04, 2006

CRAZY MAN AND LOUSY GAME

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- reported by Ah Fatt.

Today Ah Fatt decided to go Funan Digitalife Mall to jalan-jalan for fun because the game he supposed to review somehow never come in. Seriously man, New Era damn one kind. Boss already say want review by this Sunday then New Era still take own sweet time. Think damn funny issit? Knock your head ah!

Then so Ah Fatt quite CMI, got nothing to do, so do wad? go PK computer and play Gears of War lor. Wah, ke si man, tat game the graphic chao ji pro one man! No joke. Ah Fatt see liao want to go touch the screen, like real man! But then Ah Fatt play a bit more and discover why graphic so zhai. Why leh? Because developer want to distract you from gameplay, which is damn bo yong one. Your character walk walk until so damn slow, then run that time camera shake shake shake. Ah Fatt know developer trying to be realistic but xiao issit? camera shake until Ah Fatt don't know run where then kenna shot at. Again think very funny issit? Ah Fatt last time go NS have enough of shake shake liao ok?

Then best is this, hero live in the super future with a lot of high-tech gun and armour. But hero dun wear helmet, and so how? Simple, limbei no crosshair la!! KNN man, enemy come out then limbei try to shoot but bullet fly here fly there like drunken man shoot like that. Hit everything except enemy. Wad is this man. Then precision aim that time also one stupid circle. U think this is wad gun, shotgun issit? xiao one. Limbei play online with Osiris co-op on Xbox live (he somehow got 360 in the supply drop while in Iceland ) also die how many time. Cannot think Ah Fatt play single player how man. Tmd...

So Ah Fatt very fast give up, then want to go home liao, so walking to MRT station when suddenly this old mamak come out to me and poke his walking stick at Ah Fatt's groin! Ah Fatt nearly take out his MP-5 and spray him man. That Indian man lucky Ah Fatt got a lot of tolerance and self-control. Gegao, if Ah Fatt want then Indian man gone case ok. He better be xibei grateful man. So now Ah Fatt typing this short report to inform you all go out next time be careful, don't talk to strangers and always carry a personal defense weapon. Very cheap one. Go OG buy. Ah Fatt recommend the one at People's Park, there got bigger armoury. Now we wait for Rainbow Six Vegas and pray. If not Ah Fatt go get his beng friends and raid New Era. WATCH OUT!

EDIT: ( from Osiris ) Please, Rainbow Six Vegas is supposed to be done by me ( and Da Vinci ). You better submit your Hello Kitty review. And what's up with the post today? Were you drunk while typing? It's full of grammatical errors and I have to edit them for you. I've told you countless times, the Singlish is okay, but they must be italic. And you totally forgot the capital letters too. Be focused, Ah Fatt.

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