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Sunday, May 07, 2006

AH FATT TELL YOU...

Apologies to all our readers, but Ah Fatt has declined to write an article for his column this week because he will only rant about the elections and local politics, which will of course get him a lengthy term behind bars and a good spanking on his bottom.

Please kindly give Ah Fatt a week to cool down. Your co-operation is greatly appreciated.

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