Sorry folks. It's been a long while since Rotters International was last updated and we apologise for the lack of news stories.

Readers will be wondering why we suddenly stopped coverage of the World Cup 2006. Osiris had been banned from entering all matches after a misunderstanding with the ground security staff. Apparently security had thought that Osiris had brought a bomb into the Allianz Stadium when in fact it was just his thick black jacket covering a cold dessert. When they realised their mistake the security staff still refused him into the stadium. Instead they reprimanded him for bringing outside food inside and sent out a notification email to all other World Cup stadiums. So Osiris had to sit out on all the matches except the final.

However just as he thought this would be a chance to produce a great story, he was headbutted by Zinedine Zidane. Ouch! Osiris was immediately admitted to a nearby hospital and after a long recovery period, he has since returned to work.

On another note, the main office of Rotters Int. was raided again. Many of our files and news articles which were intended to be published on the site had been stolen. We believe that our number one enemy the "12 Monkeys Dept." of the CIA was involved in the evil operation.

Do not worry, the team is back and we will start things up again very soon.

Rotters Int.

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