WORLD

- reported by Osiris.


Senior members of the Socialists' Party in Iceland have hired a private investigation team to scout the Republic of Jacked China for any possible threats.

The services of famous duo of Sam and Max have been acquired to ensure that the country is safe before they move in. Earlier Socialists had heard rumors that the police officers in the Republic of Jacked China had been ordered to shoot any Socialist on sight. The senior members are currently holding up in undisclosed areas, and we have confirmed that they have not moved to Jacked China yet. It is believed that they have made plans to move in on January 3 2007, but security precautions had to be taken.



Sam and Max will make sure that Republic of Jacked China is safe for the senior Socialists to move in.







Said a senior official, who declined to be named because of the sensitivity of the issue, "We cannot fully trust the Republic of Jacked China yet, because we all know that the Icelandic administration has ties with them. But of course we do not want to hurt any relationship even before moving, so we are just takin the right and necessary steps."

No official from the Republic of Jacked China would comment on the rumor.

Sam and Max will sniff the town areas for any clues of suspicious characters. It is understood that corrupt police officers will smell heavily of donuts, and Sam will be able to pick up the scent.

"We are pleased that the Socialists party have engaged us to be in-charge of their security, and Max and I are confident that we will do a good job." Sam told Rotters Int. in a phone interview. The two private investigators are currently investigating the trail of a TV show in a TV studio, and should arrive in the Republic of Jacked China on Tuesday.



Sam and Max are known for their harsh interrogation tactics which will make people want to pee in their pants.

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